Born: August 14, 2004
Created by: Paradoxigal
Owned by: I don't get 'owned'
Petpet: Mutant Uniocto named Axonia
Are you in a relationship: Not a romantic one
Relationship status: Free
Any kids: This is a stupid question. Ofcourse not
Do you live together and where: This application was obviosly written by a human.
What's your overall opinion on Neo-dating: It is something humans try and force neopets to do. Humans must realize we are not human. Dating is less common because there is no need to reproduce.
Would you ever find a boyfriend/girlfriend on Neopets: I really do not give a fig if I do or not. I don't even care if I have both.
Have you: For the last time NO!
-What's your opinion on-
The trading post: Very handy and useful, allowing fair trade among Neopians.
The battledome: At first, I thought the dome was only for bullies who were constantly looking for poor weak pets to beat up. But this is not the case. more intelligence is required then I thought. You can form many strategies, and see if they work. Quiet fun, actually.
Dung piles: Small things amuse small minds.
Neoschool: I love learning, so I love school. If only the official Neoschool would open. Never mind, I quiet enjoy reading.
The lupe/chia relationship: I am rather interested in it from a psychological point of view. The only species are born with hatred for the other. I wonder why. I must read more from the works of Al the Chia...
Neopets drama: What drama? Like acting? I would love to see some, though.
Petpets: Petpets are friends for life. I love Axonia, my mutant uniocto.
Spammers: Humans should get over spammers. Big deal, one person posts something a little off topic a millions of other humans attack.
Book: Mutations in Kacheeks
Food: Brain kebab. Not as bad as it looks
Toy: Usuki medical set. Ironic considering I dislike usuki dolls.
Faerie: I really don't have a favourite.
Band: Neopian Philharmonic!
How long has your owner been playing Neopets: About 50 months. Paradoxigal has some alter-egos.
Do you have a homepage: Yes, I do! Visit it please. neopets.com/~Kalyum
Any neopian enemies: Not yet, but I can assure you, I will make many enemies down the track.
Ever been in a gay Neopet relationship: Obviously if I havn't been in a romantic one, I would not be in a gay one either.
Are you a Neopian slut: A Neopian slut? I smell an oxymoron....
Any last thoughts: Yes, I am the kacheek from those comics. If you do not know what I am talking about, never mind.
-Picture of self-