Name: _Saikaku_ ... because I haven't figured out yet how to pronounce those underscores, you can just call me Saikaku.
Born: Assuming you're asking me what my Neobirth is, I was born 300 days ago... but I'm roleplayed as a 19-year-old.
Created by: My mother and father, of course. *snorts* Silver [ shadowsakuraneko ] took me in when I was around 15.
Owned by: ... Not Silver. The very thought of her owning me chills me to the bone.
Color: I'm roleplayed as a Darigan Eyrie. I haven't actually gotten the Paintbrush yet, but hopefully I'll be able to get my hands on one pretty soon. Unless they raise the prices again. ¬¬;
Petpet: Nicodemus the Gruslen. Not much to say about him.
Are you in a relationship: Yep.
Relationship status: Again, yes, I'm in a relationship right now, and it's going well.
Any kids: HELL no. It's not physically possible.
Do you live together and where: Nope. Not yet, anyway.
What's your overall opinion on Neo-dating: As long as it isn't between two ten-year-old munchkins, I'm not against it.
Would you ever find a boyfriend/girlfriend on Neopets: On the actual website? No.
Have you: ... I'm just going to answer 'no' to this, since I'm not sure of what you are trying to say to me.
-What's your opinion on-
The trading post: I dislike it, personally. It's constantly crowded, and the items are way too pricy. What's worse, the place reeks of sweat and pickles because the guys running the place keep forgetting to put deodorant on.
The battledome: I prefer my battles outside of the battledome... and most of the time I find angsty losers there, whining about how their life sucks and how they got scars and shit all over them.
Dung piles: As long as I'm not stepping in them, I don't care.
Neoschool: Something that's never going to happen.
The lupe/chia relationship: If everyone them to stop fighting so desperately, then why do you people keep making chia treats specially made for lupes? You aren't helping their sucky relationship at all. Me, I think they should sit down and shut the hell up, because nobody gives a damn anymore.
Neopets drama: If it's not over something stupid, then it's all right.
Petpets: ... are useless. They don't do much of anything. But they're good to have around, sometimes.
Spammers: I've learned to ignore them. After millions of attempts to reason with them, you finally realize you're a bloody lunatic and leave them alone.
Book: I don't like most Neopian books, but I do enjoy this series from Earth called The Lord of the Rings.
Food: As long as it's edible, I probably like it.
World: The Haunted Woods. I find people there can relate better to me.
Toy: A top. If someone is annoying you, you can take it and stab it into the bloke's eyeball.
Faerie: None of them. They cannot do anything for themselves, apparently. "Get this for me! No, wait, nevermind, get that! NO WAIT NEVERMIND!"
Game: I've taken a liking to Meerca Chase, although it's had me shouting a view choice four-letter-words at it from time to time.
Band: The Neopian bands are just...well, to put it bluntly, shitty. But some of the bands from Earth play pretty well. I'm quite partial to that band that wrote "Letting the Cables Sleep"... for reasons of my own.
How long has your owner been playing Neopets: Silver's main account is 10 months old, but she's been playing Neopets on and off for about 4 years, I think.
Do you have a homepage: Yes, but it's currently undergoing construction. Lovely.
Any neopian enemies: Of course. Do you know anyone who doesn't have someone they don't like?
Ever been in a gay Neopet relationship: I'm in one right now. Yeah, I know what some of you may thinking. "Ewww, gross!" Yes, well, it's my life, and if you don't like it, you can go die. People shouldn't be putting their noses in other people's business.
Are you a Neopian slut: I was, once, but not anymore. I probably lost brownie points for admitting that, but oh well, I can deal.
Any last thoughts: Erm... hold on a sec... ... Nope, I've got nothing.
-Picture of self-