I bid good day to all of you. After extensive searching, I believe that I would greatly enjoy being a part of your community...So, without further ado:
Name: Ra - Kougra_201914
Born: 297 days ago.
Created by: Some maniac.
Owned by: I resent the term. Rather, my current instructor goes better unnamed. You can view her residence at elin111.
Petpet: Tutankhamun the Anubis, my faithful servant.
Are you in a relationship: Do I look to you like the type of individual to be involved in one?
Relationship status: Wouldn't these two questions do better as one?
Any kids: God forbid.
Do you live together and where: Pesky little thing, aren't you?
What's your overall opinion on Neo-dating: I have much more important matters to attend to. Right now, I'm busy squashing a scarab beetle.
Would you ever find a boyfriend/girlfriend on Neopets: Insolent fool. You waste my time.
Have you: ...taken over the world?...ever eaten broccoli?...laughed at you? Attempting to, unfortunately, and absolutely.
-What's your opinion on-
The trading post: Wouldn't survive without it.
The battledome: Dare you challenge me? Too bad, I don't care.
Dung piles: I'd like to throw one at you.
Neoschool: What lunatic will attempt to teach me?!
The lupe/chia relationship: Should team up and destroy the Tuskaninnies.
Neopets drama: Drama Queen, I am. Except for the whole male thing...
Petpets: Amusing and tasty.
Spammers: Don't go well with soy sauce. Too slimy.
Book: 'So You Want To Rule The World...' by Dr. Frank Sloth
Food: Roasted n00bs.
World: Lost Desert.
Toy: I do NOT play with toys! -cuddles Baby Kougra Plushie-
Faerie: The Soup Faerie. Even Sun Gods had dire needs...
Band: Sticks N' Stones
How long has your owner been playing Neopets: Almost four years. Is still a n00b.
Do you have a homepage: Alas, the n00bishness extends to this as well - her HTML skills are horrible, and paws aren't very useful for coding.
Any neopian enemies: Applications for an arch-nemesis are open. Call 1-800-DEATHWISH
Ever been in a gay Neopet relationship: Oh, curses. May the burning fury of a thousand suns be upon you. You have revealed my deepest, darkest secret. However will I live? Oh, the inhumanity. -sobsob-
Um, no. Drama Queen.
Are you a Neopian slut: Who writes these?
Any last thoughts: My claws are due for a sharpening...On whom? See above question.
-Picture of self-
Aren't I the gorgeous one?